Mic 44 Bucket at Brothers
I do come from the generation who drank from a hose
so I am white suburban person with some street cred.
I bought my first pack of Marlboro reds when I was 10.
Mic 42: Erecting a Bit
As women, we have things that are soft, things that point out, things you cannot hide unless you're in a burka, and so we are awkward. I can't slide through a crowd without someone getting to second base .
Mic 40: Pivot
This is all so sitcom adjacent. It's the mistaken-identity cold open. New girl shows up to the big meeting and her name tag says something else entirely, and everyone in the room already knows each other except her.
39 Cougar in the Wild
I can't put a pineapple in my shopping cart without a sign that says: I am making a fruit plate. Step away.
Mic 37: Bombing
I had to tell my husband that “things were not right.’
That is the universal code for a GI issue in our house.
Then I had to make a case to go to the ER without conveying too much information.
“The train has been off schedule for a bit and I am worried.”
Mic 36 The Difference Between Failing and Bombing
I was at the Lakewood Village Tavern (LVT) last week and I failed. No, I didn't bomb. I failed. The LVT is an institution. It has been 15 years of comedy and it has been a rotation for the area that draws all kinds of comedians.
Mic 31 THe Spotlight
I have never been to the Spotlight and have no idea what to expect. I have no time to shower, re-do my hair and so it is a "come as you are" kind of night. Yay!
Mic 3 & 4 Foot in the Door or in my Mouth.
When Ten People Walk Out Right as Your Name Gets Called
The room was fairly empty when I went up. I bet ten people walked out just as I was welcomed to the stage. No, seriously, they opened the door in this tiny teacup of a room and fricking walked out when my name was called. Tell me how you don’t take that personally?