missy hayes 8/3/26 missy hayes 8/3/26

39 Cougar in the Wild

I can't put a pineapple in my shopping cart without a sign that says: I am making a fruit plate. Step away.

missy hayes 7/13/26 missy hayes 7/13/26

Mic 37: Bombing

I had to tell my husband that “things were not right.’

That is the universal code for a GI issue in our house.

Then I had to make a case to go to the ER without conveying too much information.

“The train has been off schedule for a bit and I am worried.”

missy hayes 6/29/26 missy hayes 6/29/26

Mic 36 The Difference Between Failing and Bombing

I was at the Lakewood Village Tavern (LVT) last week and I failed. No, I didn't bomb. I failed. The LVT is an institution. It has been 15 years of comedy and it has been a rotation for the area that draws all kinds of comedians.

missy hayes 6/12/26 missy hayes 6/12/26

Mic 31 THe Spotlight

I have never been to the Spotlight and have no idea what to expect. I have no time to shower, re-do my hair and so it is a "come as you are" kind of night. Yay!

missy hayes 4/26/26 missy hayes 4/26/26

Mic 3 & 4 Foot in the Door or in my Mouth.

When Ten People Walk Out Right as Your Name Gets Called

The room was fairly empty when I went up. I bet ten people walked out just as I was welcomed to the stage. No, seriously, they opened the door in this tiny teacup of a room and fricking walked out when my name was called. Tell me how you don’t take that personally?