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Mic 44 Bucket at Brothers

I do come from the generation who drank from a hose

so I am white suburban person with some street cred.

I bought my first pack of Marlboro reds when I was 10.

Mic 42: Erecting a Bit

As women, we have things that are soft, things that point out, things you cannot hide unless you're in a burka, and so we are awkward. I can't slide through a crowd without someone getting to second base .

Mic 30 Press Record

I Did Everything Right at My Open Mic — Except Hit Record

Do you know how committed a 58-year-old woman has to be to shower and get dressed twice in a day? I only blow my hair out for special occasions and unless my grandson throws up on me, a second outfit and shower in one day is very rare.