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Mic 22 Friend of My Mom

Being Treated Like a Strip Club Acquaintance of Bryan's Mother Has Its Advantages

Bryan consistently greets me like a friend of his mom's he ran into at a strip club.

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Mic 21 Short Form

One Minute. One Idea. Nowhere to Hide.

I start by casually mentioning that I've been watching a new reality show. I pause, pacing like I'm trying to remember the name.

Iran War.

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