Comedians and toddlers might be the only groups of people who can disrupt a list so badly that it creates a "we are all in this together" mentality "strap in and let's see where this goes" ride.

Being Treated Like a Strip Club Acquaintance of Bryan's Mother Has Its Advantages

Bryan consistently greets me like a friend of his mom's he ran into at a strip club.

One Minute. One Idea. Nowhere to Hide.

I start by casually mentioning that I've been watching a new reality show. I pause, pacing like I'm trying to remember the name.

Iran War.