MIC 43 Backyard Party
I vaguely remember my OB-GYN telling me I was going to have to deliver my baby.
Frequently.
As if she knew I wasn’t registering reality.
Mic 25 Mrs. Hayes and the Vape Maverick
On Being the Substitute Teacher Energy in a Room Full of Unresolved Authority Issues
When I used to push A4 I got the Marlboro Man. Now I get the Vape Maverick. More human shield than body guard.
Mic 22 Friend of My Mom
Being Treated Like a Strip Club Acquaintance of Bryan's Mother Has Its Advantages
Bryan consistently greets me like a friend of his mom's he ran into at a strip club.

